Monday, January 14, 2008

Wasn't me - didn't do it!

Dear Mazie Grace,

Life is unfair.

When the boys were little She got them a set of four miniature teapots shaped like vegetables that are half an inch high. During the night, SOMEONE who I don't know who it is, someone who can climb and isn't fat and doesn't have tiny little legs, and someone who isn't old and just sleeps all the time - gets one of the lids from a teapot and puts it down on the carpet. This happens all the time.

This isn't me up in the hutch - Limoges to the left of me, Capodimonte to the right. I'm not touching the Wade figures! This is one of the Wicked Triplet Siameses - it's either Sky High or Mai Tai. Whoever it is, it isn't me, Pye.

And there's only one little Limoges knocked over, I don't know why there is a fuss! Much ado about nothing, I tell you.

From your friend,
Pyewacket



P.S. This is a real photo, one of a series of two.



Here is a close up and the next close up shows the little teapot with its lid off, with the Capodimonte on the left and the Lilliput Lane cottage on the right and the teapots in the center.



24 comments:

Mazie Grace said...

Dearest Pyewacket,
First of all, thank you so much for writtin' me a nice letter. Dang...ain't nobody ever done that before! I'm gonna print this out and keep it forever and ever!

I don't know what the big deal is 'bout mommies and their 'stuff'. They git so upset over the dummest things...I mean, come on, I'm blind...how much damage could I do???

Again, thank you for the letter...I'm glad we is friends!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

MoMo said...

What are you doing up there, Pye? Did I say something?

MoMo said...

Sure is cooler today! Much, much nicer! Yesterday was a bummer here. I stayed in all day and then there is this storm in the afternoon/evening, the thunder was loud and long +++. Charlotte was cringing and we were both under the table. Don't know why Charlotte was allowed on the bed and I am not. Not fair!

Hey, did you have to buy these layouts? Expensive??? Look forward to your mom's next effort.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I believe that it's photoshopped--made up evidence you know. Happens to me all the time. I can tell by the slight wavering of the edges around you...

Mickey said...

Oh no!! It's the attack og the clones! Hahahahha!! You're cute Pye ;) Good luck with your Mom :)
Purrs Mickey

michico*Adan said...

Oah Dear~~~~
That is so neat~~~~~
I can't walk up there without mess anything~~~

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

You look so nimble and lean up there, it couldn't POSSIBLY be you knocking anything of anything! Esp if it's NOT you up there!!

~Casey

Karen Jo said...

So, you have evil triplets doing things and getting you blamed, eh, Pyewacket. You better tell them to tread very carefully, or someone is going to be in very deep doo-doo.

Maggy & Zoey said...

This is precisely why the Zoolatry Human has her socalledprecious collection of leemogees (???) teacups and saucers hanging on the wall versus sitting on a shelf. At one time an incarnation of the evil-three lived here and super glue we discovered is not at all a good solution.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oops! This is why our humans keep valuable, breakable stuff behind glass!

Parker said...

I am sure that is not you!

DEBRA said...

I don't see you in that picture, I know it's not you....Momma has all of her 'fine' china behind glass so we can't get out little paws to it....

Purrs
Abby

Scout said...

You should go read my post from Friday, January 11th. I think you will get a kick out of it. Especially after seeing the photos!

Purrs,
Scout

Tybalt said...

Of course it wasn't you, Pye. I'm sure Chey is right. You are definitely being framed, and the powers that be are trying to use photoshopped pics as evidence.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh, I hear ya, Pye. Sometimes, when I get on the dresser in the middle of the night to check myself out in the mirror, I hear Momma screeching, "Not the Limoges!!!" Oh, and tell Trixie that I finally got around to posting the 7 Things Meme!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

It probably knocked itself over. Human do not understand that things like this happen. This fall, or knock themselves over without our help. I need to write a human awareness article about this phenomina sometime.

Artsy Catsy said...

Pye, you need to get Tigger the FBI can on this Pyewacket imposter case immediately!

Rocky

Daisy said...

Yes, I am pretty sure it was Sky High that done it. But be very careful with that beautiful china!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ah yes, one of the evil triplets...

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Of course it wasn't you! And whoever is insinuating this is clearly wrong. You are completely agile, as evidenced by those photographs.

I bet it was Trixie wot dun it.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

My goodness. That is a heck of a good Photoshopping job there. Of course you would never do anything like that!
You know, perhaps you have an evil alter ego too...You can't be responsible for what your evil alter ego makes your body do.

MoMo said...

Looks like everycat thinks you are in the clear. Lesson for the day: always get fellow felines to be jurors.

Caesar and Princess said...

YOu look like you are being really careful.
We are sure you did not do that

Tyler said...

Honey, when someone catches you in the act on camera, it's best just to fess up. My thinking is who would dare put anything on your shelf that isn't meant to be played with. Silly silly beans! If those aren't yours to whap they have no business being there. So bottom line it's NOT YOUR FAULT. We are meant to climb up onto high places. Sheesh, when will they ever learn? I have a contest going on at my blog. Come on over when you get a chance.